Saturday, June 11, 2011

What is Delhi’s Favorite Alphabet?


I’ve had this suspicion all along but could never prove it.
It was just a theory until last week when I went out in search of a barber. Oops, ‘Hairstylist’ as I have oft been corrected.
Unlike barbers, hairstylists hold degrees from institutes run by cosmetic companies. Next time you’re getting a trim, just look around, you’ll spot a framed certificate, and if you ask, you’ll also discover it doesn’t belong to the scissor-happy ‘stylist’ having a go on your scalp.

Anyway, back to my theory. I am walking down this road in Amar Colony and I begin to notice the various hair saloon’s (not shops). First in line is ‘TRENDZ’ then ‘MENZ Saloon’, followed by ‘CRAZE Saloon’ and ‘MAX MENZ’.
In between I notice a parked Santro (you guessed right, fully tinted) with a large “DELHI BOYZ” sticker on the back.
Another signboard tied onto the electric pole says “Permanent & Henna TATOOZ”.
By now I am convinced there is something about the alphabet ‘Z’ that fascinates us in Delhi. Maybe it somehow seals the name. Since there are no alphabets beyond ‘Z’, it’s meant as a subliminal invitation to look no further. Whatever the reason, I am beginning to wonder if I shouldn’t have named this blog ‘Headrush ARTZ’?

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Stuff That

Motorcycles and cars
Drums and cameras – Stuff that!

Painting to be a star
Boy, you’ll go real far – Stuff that!

Lets see those degrees
Tell us about your pedigree – Stuff that!

Be loud, be proud
Gather all that’s around – Stuff that!

Hoard, hoard, hoard and hoard
It’s your only antidote to being bored – Stuff that!

Pleasure, leisure and treasure
Measures if you’re blessed or cursed – Stuff that!

Stuff all that stuff all that stuff
All that stuff
All that stuff
All that stuff
All that stuff
You’ll only get stuck
With all that stuff

Friday, June 3, 2011

THE PARKING GUY

The Parking Guy is king 
With florescent wings

In the M-Block furnace he’s maneuvering
Cars into tiny gaps and corners as the owners 
Begin battling
To save that extra ten Rupees
They find so bloody taxing

“I could give it to that girl begging
Surly she’s more deserving
Though when I saw her last
I kept the note for the parking”

The thing about the Parking Guy
Is that he never asks why
Is it that no one dares
To care about how he makes his living?

Giving most of his earning
To someone used to air-conditioning
Who then gives a share to the MCD as an offering

With his florescent wings he goes about fighting
For a little glance from someone, anyone
Who would recognize him as a human being
If not as their king with florescent wings

“The King will reply, ‘I tell you the truth, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers of mine, you did for me.’” Matthew 25:40